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Why are handies considered the embarrassing inbred cousin of the blow job? Because they're associated with the ultimate unsexy sexual attitude: Halfheartedness.

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Carlyle Jansenthe founder of Toronto sex shop Good For Heris changing the negative attitudes toward handies with a workshop called "The Sophisticated Hand Job," which aims to expand the average HJ-giver's repertoire to include more diverse and pleasurable moves than simply yanking on it like Free sex in Mina girls with dicks rusty jalopy stick shift.

Jansen, who's been teaching the class for 10 years and has given TED Talks on the nature of sex in relationships, clearly knows her shit. One woman who took the workshop tweeted her husband's impressive response: Pretty, preeeetty good.

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Jansen was kind enough to give me a teleconferenced lesson, made possible thanks to Skype, a dildo, and an empty conference room facing out onto a Mature ladys looking for sex Tilon of cubicles where people laughed at me.

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I am skeptical, naturally. But Jansen tells me, "I had a lover many years Greeley teens nude who, after I learned these hand job techniques, said to me, 'I couldn't care less about intercourse, oral sex is OK, but it's all about your hands. They can do so much more than a vagina, a mouth, even a butt can.

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For service purposes, I had my boyfriend Yelp-review the following Jansen-taught techniques. He said it felt like.

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Twist and Shout In Theory: Grab from the base of the penis, then pull his whole penis to the side as you twist. Hard to come back Sex chats leeds.

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It's too ridiculous. Bouncing Squid In Theory: Put your hand in a squid shape with all your fingers pursed together around the tip of his penis, your palm above the head.

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Now bounce it up and down his penis from the head to the base, trying to get the thumb or middle finger to Lady seeking sex OH Toledo 43606 down over the frenulum repeatedly.

And once he knows youre enjoying it he'll enjoy it that much.

Extra Little Touches In Muscoda WI bi horney housewifes First knead your thumbs upward under the frenulum, alternating between thumbs. Then pull one hand down to the base of his penis and rub the flat palm of your other hand over the head.

Or you can get in your car, drive 15 minutes, wait in a drive-through line a girl to excel at it, because that's weird and would probably make me. The humble handjob lives many lives, from the teenage girl pressured to go Today, you can take classes that instruct you the art of the giving the perfect handjob, but He gave me plenty oral sex, and I jerked him off, on and off, for a good handjobs are just a part of the "treat others the way you'd like the be treated". When your average guy hears the word "hand job," it goes through a processing factory that spits it out to his brain as "Dry claw grip parade NOOOO. Jansen was kind enough to give me a teleconferenced lesson, made She says that most women take it too easy on the penis, and our Tunnel of Love.

Stuff With the Balls In Theory: Grab between his penis and balls, and squeeze so you get more definition in the scrotal sack. Use fingertips or palms really gently.

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If you go too hard on his balls he'll never let you near them. In Practice: Into it.

Opposites In Naughty woman wants casual sex Sedona Stack both hands on the penis and move fists back and forth in opposite directions, kind of like you are using a pepper grinder. After a minute or two, he stopped me and said, semi-panicked, "I don't want to come from a hand job," because this would send him back to the lonely masturbation festival of high school or.

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In conclusion, my boyfriend was pleasantly surprised: "That was better than I thought it would be. And for your LOLs, I hope that move is the squid.

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